Archive for February, 2009
A funny joke!
Friday, February 27th, 2009A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?
The guy says, “You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had.”
The bartender asks, “What do you have?”
The guy says, “75 cents.”
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A funny joke!
Monday, February 16th, 2009Once, when I was looking the internet I found this joke. I liked it, so here it is:
A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says, “I want my $20 million.”
The man replied, “No, mam. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”
The blonde said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”
Please comment!!!:) Hope you liked it too!!
Family Guy!
Saturday, February 7th, 2009Another funny video!
Saturday, February 7th, 2009It’s funny, I liked it watch it!
